No morning is truly complete unless you can spend part of it on your back under a desk, trying to reach a USB cable so that you can unplug it long enough for an attached device to reset. Bonus points if, while under the desk on your back, you notice fresh blood on the side of a computer, but can’t see how or where you got cut. Thoughts like “I shouldn’t be trying this without caffiene” or “Wow, it’s a mess down here” may attempt to distract you. Ignore these thoughts. They are traps set by the Gremlins of Dawn to divert your attention from the power strip switch that they’ve stealthily maneuvered into a perilous position.